Dissenting Analysis of the American Revolution

This is an analysis I made a decade ago.

The Revolutionary War Was Just Another Huge Lawyer Elite Mistake. It Resulted from French Collusion. 

Taxes were doubled from 1% to 2% of GDP. The lawyer elite did not want to pay. They come up with a lot of liberal masking ideology bullshit to start a catastrophic war with England. It was strictly about the money. All claimed liberties were to go only to this lawyer white elite and to their pals.

Where was this taxation to go? It was to go to the ruinous cost of the English military in perpetual war against Native Americans, attacking the interests of the white lawyer elite.

With the help of France, they beat the English. Twice, again in 1812.

Had we stayed an English colony, slavery would have ended in 1833, by law, not in 1863, by war. This law would have been enforced by a sheriff, not by an army causing 850,000 deaths. Race relations would have been resolved quickly, not over 150 years.

In the first application of judicial review, 50 years after the Marbury decision, lawyer dunderhead, Roger Taney, cancelled the Missouri Compromise and violated a ratified international treaty by the Dred Scot decision. That was a major factor setting off the Civil War. Did you know, the decision is covered in high school, but for some strange reason, not law school?

Distance learning lawyer, Abe Lincoln, Mr. "Please, Do Not Sue Your Neighbor," still had a chance to avoid war. He was proposed several alternatives. This lawyer dunderhead chose war, to explode the size of government, a wholly owned subsidiary of the lawyer profession.

Under English rule, we would have had a Parliamentary democracy, as Canada does. We would be less extreme, less crazy, more like Canada.

July 4 is less a day for celebration of freedom, more a day of bereavement for lawyer stupidity and selfishness.

France was upset by its losses in the French and Indian War. That is where George Washington learned the military leadership business.

France was too weak and poor to confront the British. So the French hatched a scheme to undermine the colonies, with undue influence on the decision to get Independence. They secretly supplied 90% of the initial funding. Ben Franklin had secret meetings with French officials at a hotel, le Comte de Vergennes. A covert campaign on social media was launched to demonize the British.

The naïve lawyers of the Colonies were no match for the experienced and scheming French plotters.

I am calling for an investigation into French collusion. The investigation will go back 240 years, but that is not a problem. Robert Mueller can be named to head the investigation.