Relationships - The Young People Course, and for the Old People Too

 There are some immutable laws of relationships

1) The social value of the two partners must be equal. You can have an ugly rich man with a beautiful poor girl. You cannot have an ugly poor man with a beautiful girl. The is the Law of Social Equity. When the value of one partner changes, the relationship changes immediately. Two struggling actors work as waiters. One gets a $million acting job. The relationship will end immediately. Marilyn Monroe starts to model, the merchant marine husband is history. The most powerful value comes from celebrity. That is why imprisoned serial killers get marriage proposals from normal females. Celebrity is an irresistible aphrodisiac, even on highly toxic males. The second most powerful is money or the prospect of making money in the future. The best indicator of future earnings is intelligence. The best, most available evidence of intelligence is wittiness. That means clever, unexpected zingers, not clowning. Clowning is evidence of low intelligence and a turn off. The third most powerful is  a handsome face and a good body.  All male achievements are to serve reproduction and to attract top shelf females. The biggest drop in value is untreated criminality, addiction, or mental illness symptoms. The average person has zero tolerance for them. Even the most loyal partner will be gone in a year or two. The divorce rate is close to 100%.

2) Reproduction drives sexual attraction. Females are attracted to alpha males. In wolf language "alpha" means "father." That means the attractive male will be an adequate father. Males are sexually attracted to motherly females. They must be motherly in appearance and in caregiving behavior. The ordinary male is not sexually attracted to models. They are too thin with 5% body fat, so the camera makes them look 10% heavier by flattening their appearance into 2 planes. Modes are attractive to designers. They look like boys. Their bodies will not distract the eye from the designer products. 

Besides a pleasant or beautiful face, and a 10% to 25% body fat content. males are attracted to females that make them feel good. Females do so by taking care of them. They do it by bringing peace to their stressful existences, by being psychologically supportive. Females should avoid bitchin' and bossin'. Such a feeling is a preview of how the female will make the offspring of the male feel. 

3) Marriage is a legal nightmare. Exceptions are rare. Its sole benefit is to keep males from leaving their families. Fatherless children are truly disadvantaged according to  hundreds of statistical studies. Single motherhood should be highly discouraged for the sake of children. Marriage should have an expiration date of 25 years. Compatible people may renew it. Others should part ways, while their bodies are still operating well. They may explore the stunning array of future dates and get tremendous physical and mental growth and satisfaction. 

None of the above is entirely determined genetically. People can work hard to learn the skills and even to improve their appearances. 

4. The thinking is that relationships are not lasting long, like 3 months, because one is not being one's real self in the beginning. The real self is less attractive, and ends the relationship. The better advice is to stay phony. Set up rules in the relationship, no bitchin', no bossin', no bullyin'. Be on your best behavior, your kindest, your cleverest, your funniest, permanently. The partner gets great treatment. You get into the habit of being a better person, expending more effort, energy, wit, and thinking. As with any repetitive behavior, it becomes easier and a habit.   5. When you ask a date to do this reading ahead of meeting, time to bed together is reduced to less than half an hour. No coffee. No walk on the beach. No flowers. No expensive steak dinner. No drive in a Bentley. People do not want to waste any time. "I know our date is Friday. Can you come over now, instead?" All high school students should be required to read the webpage on Elder Sex from the AARP. That is just the beginning. Review breast orgasm. Thank new technology for this discovery with an fMRI. Tantric sex. This information is for people with erectile dysfunction and low vaginal exudate production ability. The one message from them? Sex is not a bathroom function to be completed in 7 minutes. Make time and reap great enjoyment, not to mention the admiration and gratitude of both partners.

5. Always pay the $100 assembly fee for furniture, especially if from IKEA. Assembling furniture has a serious risk of violence between 2 people. Biting, throwing things, stabbings may result from excessive supervising by the person reading the instruction sheet standing over the other person doing all the work. 

6. In young people, sex is a bathroom function. It takes 7 minutes and then you wipe or shower. This is a big misconception. Because female sexual response is slower than that, all the females of the nation are getting unfairly mistreated in the sex act.  All high school students should read the AARP page on Elder Sex. When rapid ejaculation is gone, taking time becomes possible for an enhanced sex experience for both sex partners. Females will be grateful for their prolonged, achingly pleasurable, and multi-orgasmic experience. Young males adopting this outlook will get a tremendous reputation. Females talk about males as much as males talk about females, if not more. If the young adult says, there will be a reading assignment before our first date, the time from handshake to the bedroom will be minutes. Females are totally deprived of a great, caring, and long lasting sexual experience. They crave it, and cannot wait for it. 

7. This AARP page does not address the dozen types of female climaxes. The rule is to not touch the genitals. One such is the nipple orgasm. Also, here. Forget applying food to the breast, or buying expensive lingerie, too messy and expensive. The effective, active ingredient is time spent. These climaxes are described as sneaky, different from the genital climax, and explosive. Of course, they require time, like 15 to 30 minutes. Males will not regret the gratitude of their female friend. Some involve the release of oxytocin, a hormone causing attachment, devotion and loyalty to the skilled and patient male friend. The take home message to males is, if serious, and not just going to the bathroom into a person, take an hour or more. Do not put your member inside anything until an hour has passed. People think of males as 8 times more sexual because of their higher testosterone blood levels. However, females are capable of 8 climaxes a day. Two or three would be outstanding even for a young male. Plan for a day off the day after, since the female will want to sleep. 

8. Just as males should consider learning about Elder Sex and Breast orgasms, females should learn about prostate massages. These are reviewed in this book. Both sexes should consider doing a colonoscopy prep before sex activity. This consists of MiraLAX a few hours before. Then, plan on a lot of hours. 

9. Pretty lady, Terri Hatcher, 59, does not think dating is fun anymore. She used to think about whether she would be sleeping with her date. Now, she thinks about whether he would need a diaper change. She and her date need to read the above AARP page. Both will forget the date, and directly seek their life changing experience together.